Unlock the Cosmic Keys to Luck, Abundance and Risk-Taking with Your Jupiter Sign
Welcome to Jupiter, the most hedonistic destination in the solar system! Here, spirits roam free and everyone’s a scholar—whether they’re wearing a monk’s robe or shedding said robes to enjoy the planet’s Clothing Optional policy.
Maximalism is a way of life here, so no need to supersize your order. On this bountiful, abundant planet, there’s plenty to go around. Do share with your neighbors! They might look nothing like you, which is a special feature of all-inclusive Jupiter. Strike up a conversation about your cultural background. The differences make communication dynamic here!
But please, visitors, pay attention to signs and safety directions. Yes, you may be floating through planetary paradise, but don’t lose sight of risks OR your moral compasses. Clumsy mistakes can make Jupiter a dangerous place, especially if you drive into the raging storm in the Red Spot Zone. It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
As you plan your itinerary, be sure to check out our brochure of educational and athletic offerings. Shuttles leave hourly to our 67 moons. Each one boasts its own life-changing adventure, so why not take a leap of faith and learn something new?
In this course we’ll cover:
- How to find your Jupiter sign and house in your birth chart—and what it means about you.
- Your “risk appetite”—how to gauge the types of risks you’ll take and find your adventure zone with Jupiter
- Why Jupiter is the planet of luck, abundance and growth—and how to use it to maximize your impact.
- The Jupiter return: What this lucky cycle brings you every 12 years.
- Much more!
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